Lawyer Gloria Allreddy to Save Obama and Topple Romney

Lawyers can be such weasels. Take perennial attention seeker Gloria Allred. She has contributed enormous amounts of money to Democratic candidates. And she has repeatedly set her sights on bringing down Republican candidates for office, such as Meg Whitman and Herman Cain.

She is reportedly waiting in the wings, preparing for the "right moment" to bring forth an "October surprise" against Mitt Romney. Or maybe against Paul Ryan. Or maybe she is just faking it. She refuses to acknowledge any plans, although she also does not deny she is scheming to bring down the Republican ticket.

News of an impending attack has been Tweeted by Matt Drudge, reported by The Red Side of Life blog, and discussed on Twitchy, the latter of which has some funny lawyer jokes in the comments section.

I think Miss Allred has come to live out the lyrics of the 80s song "Gloria" sung by Laura Brannigan about a crazy gold-digging woman looking to bring down a man. Remember the spooky lyrics?

Gloria, you're always on the run now
Running after somebody, you gotta get him somehow
I think you've got to slow down before you start to blow it
I think you're headed for a breakdown, so be careful not to show it
You really don't remember, was it something that he said?
Are the voices in your head calling, Gloria?

Meanwhile, Miss Allred joins such personalities as Rahm Emmanuel, Madonna, David Axelrod, and Chris Matthews, who are just some of the people who give me the creeps and make me feel like I need to take a shower just to wash the sleaze off of me after I hear or see them.

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